The mainstream media must be beside themselves at the recent news that migration into the UK is still well into six figures, despite Cameron’s “promise to cut net annual migration to “tens of thousands” by next year’s general election.”
Cameron’s promise? It’s an oxymoron. Pathological liars cannot make promises. Not that any sane person will believe.
Anyway, the Huffington Post has published this hilarious picture, courtesy of their Humour(less) Department, of the UKIP Keyboard (click to enlarge):
The best comment I saw was this from Louis W.
Hilarious. Now how about a Labour keyboard?! It could be rented for £160 billion a year…just enough to clear Labour’s deficit. It might have a special recall button to flash up details of Labour’s gold sale fiasco, the pension raids, the 75p pension insult, the abolition of the 10p tax rate, the widened gap between rich and poor.
Press E for EU to find out how Labour doubled our contributions and gave away half our rebate for nothing. The backtrack function would get you to a recorded message from Ed Balls saying the wrecked economy and rubbish banking regulations were ‘’nothing to do with me guv.’’
Save time with xenophobe/racist/fascist short-cut buttons to be used when abusing people who are a tad concerned by Labour increasing the rate of immigration from 50,000 to 500,000 a year.
There could be a special hypocrite button for a list of Labour millionaires who sent their kids to private school while telling the plebs state education is good enough for them.
Alt+Ctrl+Delete would get rid of all those unpleasant stories about the vile paedophilic acts of the Labour 25…oops it keeps increasing…it’s now the Labour 44. Press the ’’End’’ button to find out where Labour’s fraudsters went to prison… ‘’Escape’’ will list all the Labour crooks who escaped jail…for example, by a sudden onset of ‘’depression.’’
The Tory, Lib Dem and SNP keyboards would also be too disgusting to even look at, let alone touch.
I left a brief comment, but I won’t be surprised if it doesn’t make it. Most of my comments don’t, so I generally won’t go near the Huffington Pest, who go into the huff when you’re too good at getting near to the bone.
My reply on posting the comment was,
Due to the potentially sensitive nature of this article, your comment may take longer to appear publicly.
I’m obviously on a blacklist there, as I am at the Guardian, where my comments are pre-moderated and many don’t get through. My comments used to go straight up, but then I probably robustly defended normal, traditional marriage and someone tutted at their end after being reported for ‘abuse’ and they thought that this pleb needs to have his comments pre-moderated (ignored).
The mainstream media must be terrified that their massive con will be understood by the masses. That their raison d’être is to defend the government/EU. And as a further safety net against the truth, the EU has employed an army of internet trolls to argue on newspapers and Facebook and anywhere else people are talking down the corrupt control factory.
Keeping the lies going is very important to any ultra socialist regime. Just like in North Korea, which allegedly has 3,000 government-sponsored trolls.
North Korea has put together a team of 3,000 cyber warriors as part of attempts to build support for the regime of leader Kim Jong-Un and destabilize its enemies, according to a South Korean think tank.
Like our system, based on the ideology of the likes of the Fabian Society, they are prepared to move slowly and intelligently,
They merely want to bring to power an administration which would be more positive towards the North, more willing to provide aid with little or no conditions attached. They also hope to maintain a small hard-core cadre of hard-line faithful who, they believe, might become an important political force at some point in the distant future.
Softly, softly, catchee monkey, comrade.